Or the top ten signs your parents were hippies in the 1960s.
10. You were baptized with bong water.
9. You find out you have 37 half sibings.
8. They don’t trust anyone over 65.7. When reminiscing about your birth, mom rates epidural as "weak, man".
6. Their idea of a drug talk is to tell you "If you’re going to do pot, smoke it! Brownies are a waste of good pot!"
Part two of your indispensable guide to understanding men ;)1. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he does.
2. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a woman.
3. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they’d be wrong but you could still use them.
4. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
5. Men’s brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe.
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